Ethnic Jokes

Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?

A: He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.




Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

A: Paddy O'Furniture!




Q: What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

A: Third grade.




Q: How do you sink an Irish submarine?

A: Knock on the hatch.




Q: How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.