Ethnic Jokes

Crash Course in Speaking Chinese

Chinese Phrase English Translation




Ai Bang Mai Ne: I bumped into the coffee table


Chin Tu Fat: You need a face lift


Gun Pao Der: An ancient Chinese invention


Hu Flung Dung: Which one of you fertilized the field?


Hu Yu Hai Ding: We have reason to believe you are harboring a fugitive


Jan Ne Ka Sun: A former late night talk show host


Kum Hia: Approach me


Lao Ze Sho: Gilligan's Island


Lao Ze: Not very good


Lin Ching: An illegal execution


Moon Lan Ding: A great achievement of the American space program


Ne Ahn: A lighting fixture used in advertising signs


Shai Gai: A bashful person


Tai Ne Bae Be: A premature infant


Tai Ne Po Ne: A small horse


Ten Ding Ba: Serving drinks to people


Wan Bum Lung: A person with T.B.


Yu Mai Te Tan: Your vacation in Hawaii agrees with you


Wa Shing Kah: Cleaning an automobile


Wai So Dim: Are you trying to save electricity?


Wai U Shao Ting: There is no reason to raise your voice