Ethnic Jokes

WORLD FAMOUS SOUTHERN TALK

BECOME A NATIVE SOUTHERNER


How to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lesson




Aig - What a hen lays


Aints - He's got aints in his paints


Paints - What cha put on your laigs of a mornin


Arn - Ma's tard of arnin


Bag - He bagged her to marry him


Bobbed - A bobbed wire fence


Bresh - He had a bresh with the law, and the law won.


Bub - the light bub burned out


Cheer - What you set in


Crick - A small stream


Clum - He sure clum that tree fastern any 'coon


Chiny - country over in Asia


Chuch duds - Sunday go-to-meetin clothes


Core - He got hisself a new Ford core


Cyow - Animal on Farm


Deppity - He helps out the shurf


Dribbed - He dribbed milk on his shirt


Dainz - Satidy night social


Ellum - A graceful tree


Fanger - What you put your rang on


Faince - Whats round the hawg lot


Far - What get the brandin arn hot


Furred - He got furred from his job


Flar - A rose is a purdy flar


Frash - Them aigs ain't frash


Furiners - All non-'bamans


Further - Hits ten miles further to town


Grain - She was grain with envy


Hail - Where bad folks go


Hep - Poor George, he can't hep it, he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.


Hern - It aint hern, it's his'n


Hilbilly - People in the next county


Hollar - Whats between the hills


Hard - Got a brend new hard


hand Tar - His core blew a tar


Laymun - A sour fruit


Laig - Most folks have two of them


Lather - What you climb up


Liberry - Where you go to check out books for larnin


Mailk - what you get from cyows


Mere - What you see your self in


Minners - Live bait


Misrus - Married Woman


Nar - Opposite of wide


Nayk - Your head sets on it


Nup - No


Orrel - Them hinges need orrel


Ormy - What the sojers go in


Pank - A light red color


Parch - Sit out on the parch and watch the grass grow


Petition - What separate the rooms


Poke - A paper bag or sack


Pokey - What the shurf and deppity puts crimnals in Poke


Salit - A green vegetable


Puppet - What the preacher is in


Purdy - She is purdy as a pitcher


Purt near - Almost; he purt near caught that greased pig


Rang - You wear it on your fanger


Rut - That there tree sure has long ruts


Rah cheer - I was born rah cheer in town


Rainch - A big cow farm


Rat - Do it rat now!


Rench - Rench the soap yourself


Roont - She plum roont her shoes


Salary - A stringy vegetable


Soardeens - Small canned fish


Shar - A light rain


Gully Worsher - A medium heavy rain


Toad strangler - A heavy rain Sody


Pop - A soft drink


Sprang - Water out'n the ground


Shurf - The Shurf put Clem in jail


Storch - This here aprn has to much storch in it


Skeered - that plumb skeered me to death


Thanks - He shore thanks he's smart


Tho - Tho me the ball


Thoat - I shore got a sore thoat


War - A bobbed war fance


Worsh - Go worsh your face


Warter - What you worsh your face in


Yurp - A continent overseas