Music Jokes

Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?

A: One is far more painful to your ears.




Q: What's the name of a good English horn player?

A: I'll tell you when I meet one.




Q: How many English horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One, but he gyrates so much, he'll fall off the ladder.




Q: Why is wetting your pants like playing an English Horn?

A: Both give you a warm feeling but no one notices.