School Jokes

Eye Halve a Spelling Chequer




Eye halve a spelling chequer

It came with my pea sea

It plainly marques four my revue

Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.




Eye strike a key and type a word

And weight four it two say

Weather eye am wrong oar write

It shows me strait a weigh.




As soon as a mist ache is maid

It nose bee fore two long

And eye can put the error rite

Its rarely ever wrong.




Eye have run this poem threw it

I am shore your pleased two no

Its letter perfect in it's weigh

My chequer tolled me sew.




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