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Worst Things to Say on a First Date!
While no one knows the "perfect" things to say on a first date, here are some suggestions on what to avoid mentioning.
Saying things like these are a surefire way to cause problems right from the start. Thanks, and have a great week! -- Alex :-)
What NOT to Say on a First Date ...
by Liam McEneaney
8. I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem ... but the last couple of weeks I've gotten it under control.
7. I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden ... but could I borrow two thousand dollars?
6. Go ahead and Super Size - I found spare change in the sofa today.
5. Something tells me that you're very special ... but with medication I can usually ignore it.
4. I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much ... thanks to the U.S. Department of Justice.
3. Do you want to play doctor? That'll be five hundred dollars.
2. Wait till my wife hears about this!
and last but not least...
1. I had a good time tonight. I'd love to see you again in six to eight months with good behavior!
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