MCDONELL DOUGLASS                   



AIRCRAFT-SPACE SYSTEMS-MISSILES



 



Important! Important!



 



Please fill out and mail this card



within tee days of purchase.



 



Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell



Douglas military aircraft.  In order



to protect your new investment, please



take a few moments to fill out the



warranty registration card below.







Answering the survey questions is not



required, but the information will help



us to develop new products that best



meet your needs and desires.



 



1. _Mr.  _Mrs.  _Ms.  _Miss  _Lt.



   _Gen.  _Comrade  _Classified _Other



 



First Name ______________



Initial__________________



Last Name________________



 



Latitude_________________



Longitude________________



 



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2. Which model aircraft did you



purchase?



 



__F-14 Tomcat __F-15 Eagle __F-16 Falcon



__F-119A Stealth __Classified



 



3. Date of purchase:



Month_____Day_____



Year______________



 



4. Serial Number______



 



5. Please check where this



product was purchased:



 



_Received as Gift/Aid Package



_Catalog Showroom



_Sleazy Arms Broker



_Mail Order



_Discount Store



_Government Surplus



_Hijacked it using one of our spies



_Classified



 



6. Please check how you became aware



of the McDonnell Douglas product you



have just purchased:



 



_Heard loud noise, looked up



_Store Display



_Espionage



_Recommended by friend/relative/ally



_Political lobbying by Manufacturer



_Was attacked by one



_Was bombed by one







7.  Please check the three (3) factors



which most influenced your decision to



purchase this McDonnell Douglas product:



 



_Style/Appearance



_Kickback/Bribe



_Recommended by salesperson



_Speed/Maneuverability



_Comfort/Convenience



_McDonnell Douglas Reputation



_Advanced Weapons Systems



_Price/Value



_Back-Room Politics



_Negative experience opposing one



 in combat



 



8. Please check the location(s) where



this product will be used:



 



_Latin America



_South America



_Aircraft Carrier



_Europe



_Middle East



_Africa



_Asia/Far East



_Misc. Third-World Countries



_Classified



 



9. Please check the products that you



currently own, or intend to purchase



in the near future:



 



Product			Own	Intend to purchase







ICBM



Killer Satellite



Air-to-Air Missiles



Space Shuttle



Nuclear Weapon



Hydrogen/Neutron Bomb



Light Sabre



X-Wing Fighter



Millenium Falcon



Imperial Star Destroyer



Death Star



 



10. How would you describe yourself or



your organization?  Check all that



apply:



 



_Communist/Socialist



_Terrorist



_Islamic Fundamentalist



_Zionist



_Nazi



_Neutral



_Democratic



_Dictatorship



_Corrupt (Latin American)



_Corrupt (Other)



_Primitive/Tribal



 



11. How did you pay for your McDonnell



Douglas product?



 



_Cash



_Suitcases of Cocaine



_Oil Revenues



_Deficit Spending



_Personal Check



_Credit Card



_Ransom Money



_Traveller's Check



_Swiss bank account transactions



_Counterfeit $100 bills







12. Occupation	   You   Your Spouse



 



Revolutionary



Clerical



Mercenary



Tyrant



Corporate CEO



Dictator



Oil Billionaire



Drug Lord



Defense Minister/General



Retired



Student



 



13. To help us understand our Customers'



lifestyles, please indicate all the



interests and activities in which you



and your spouse enjoy participating in



on a regular basis:



 



Activity/Interest	    You  Spouse







Sabotage



Propaganda/Disinformation



Destabilizing/Overthrow



Bankruptcy



Industrial Espionage



Black Market/Smuggling



Interrogation/Torture



Crushing Rebellions



Military Reconnaissance



Border Disputes



Mutually Assured Destruction



Golf







Thanks for taking the time to fill out



this questionnaire.  Your answers will



be used in market studies that will



help McDonnell Douglas serve you better



in the future -- as well as allowing



you to receive mailings and special



offers from other companies, governments,



extremist groups, and mysterious



consortia.



 



Comments or suggestions about our



fighter planes?  Please write to:



 



McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION



Marketing Department



Military Aerospace Division



P.O. Box 800



St. Louis, MO 55500