Name: _____________________     Date: _______________







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KNOWLEDGE:__ Really knows what he's doing.



          __ Knows just enough to be dangerous.



          __ Only half a brain and is dangerous.



          __ His coffee cup has a higher I.Q.







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ACCURACY: __ Does excellent work is not preoccupied.



          __ Pretty good accuracy with large numbers.



          __ Must take off shoes to count above ten.



          __ What's a number?







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ATTITUDE: __ Extremely co-operative.



          __ Brown noser in good standing.



          __ Often annoys co-workers and fights.



          __ Doesn't care, never did, never will.







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RELIABILE:__ Works so hard he gets extra days off.



          __ Very dependable.



          __ Rely on his being first one out the door.



          __ Absolutely totally worthless.







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APPEARANCE: __ Extremely neat and clean.



            __ Looks great on his day off.



            __ Flies take him over fresh manure.



            __ Dirt, filthy, smelly, and ugly.







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PERFORMANCE: __ Works hard if money is involved.



             __ Does great work--at evaluation time.



             __ Works well after ten cups of coffee.



             __ Couldn't do less if he were in a coma.







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LEADERSHIP: __ Carries chainsaw and gets good results.



            __ Macho attitude. Commands total disgust.



            __ One time some listened to him whine.



            __ Unable to lead even the most ignorant.



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I understand that I have been counseled and understand



my rights under the privacy act of 1974. I further



acknowledge that I am as stupid as a football bat,



and I will make some attempt to correct my deficiencies.







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