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Answering machine message 95

Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit":

Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello,

No one's here, no one's home,

Leave a message, at the tone.

Don't feel stupid, it's no big fuss,

Leave a message, you can reach us.

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