IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK....you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

IN PRISON...you get three meals a day (free).

AT WORK.....you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.

AT WORK.....you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

IN PRISON...a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.

AT WORK.....you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games.

AT WORK.....you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

IN PRISON...you get your own toilet.

AT WORK.....you have to share.

- - - - - - - - - - - -

IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.

AT WORK.....you can not even speak to your family and friends.