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The universal grade change formFrom: ____________________ I think my grade in your course, ___, should be changed from ___ to ___ for the following reasons: __1. The persons who copied my paper made a higher grade than I did. __2. The person whose paper I copied made a higher grade than I did. __3. This course will lower my Grade Point Average and I won't get into: __Medical School __Graduate School __Dental School __Fraternity/Sorority __The Mickey Mouse Club __Tri County Tech __4. I have to get an A in this course to balance the F in ______. __5. I'll lose my scholarship. __6. I'm on a varsity sports team, and my tutor couldn't find a copy of your exam for me. __7. I didn't come to class and the person whose notes I used did not cover the material asked for on the exam. __8. I studied the basic principles and the exam wanted every little fact. __9. I learned all the facts and definitions but your exams asked about general principles. __10. You are prejudiced against: __ Males __ Blacks __ Females __ Jews __ Catholics __ Whites __ Protestants __ Minorities __ Chicanos __ Students __ People __11. If I flunk out of school my father will disinherit me or at least cut my allowance. __12. I was unable to do well in this course because of the following illness: __ mono __ broken baby finger __ acute alcoholism __ pregnancy __ VD __ fatherhood __13. You told us to be creative but you didn't tell us exactly how you wanted that done. __14. I was creative and you said I was just shooting the bull. __15. I don't have a reason; I just want a higher grade. __16. The lectures were: __ too detailed to pick out important points. __ not explained in any sufficient detail. __ your class was far too boring. __ all jokes and not enough material. __ all of the above. __17. This course was: __too early, I was not awake. __at lunchtime, I was hungry. __too late, I was tired. __18. My (dog, cat, gerbil) (ate, wet on, threw up on) my (book, notes, paper) for this course. __19. Other reason: __________________.
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